I bought clothes today. Online! Capitalist bitch hypocrite. But at least I did not buy this.

Misa went on Overstock.com to look at this post-Tom Ford Gucci monstrosity I’d found during a comparatively (to the general masses of annoying women) sedate shopping spree (see left). No I did not buy it at the bargain price of $3,000-some odd dollars, but during her perusal, the “question wizard” popped up. “Hello, may I answer any questions for you?” She decided to ask “Why are you selling something as ugly as this?” and “Has anyone bought any of these shirts?”

The question wizard declined to comment.

This may top the Hug Me Pillow.

Oh, and when I looked up for images on Google with keywords “clothes,” “shopping,” and “spree, I got this gay-ass photo (yes, from a site called iChatGay) that was stolen from an Abercrombie catalog.

Following up on the slew of storms that hit the DC area (and much of the mid-Atlantic) this week… It seems to me the gains in decreased energy usage caused by power outages were severely outweighed by the SUVs who idled the entire TWO HOURS IT TOOK TO GET OUT OF THE F*CKING METRO PARKING GARAGE.

I suddenly understand the blind fervor of the religious right. But oh, I believe in evolution, pre-marital sex, and intellect. Basically I believe in monkeys!