What has happened to me since mid-January? Lots. Some of it is too spicy for the public. Sorry. Someone tried to steal my car over President’s Day weekend and I am stuck with a PT Cruiser rental that seems to vaporize fuel on contact, all of my applications are in, I am looking for money for grad school, the economy sucks, I am trying to lose weight but cannot stop eating, my health insurance is screwing me, and for some reason I am extremely attracted (from afar) to a nondescript, corn-fed white man who happens to write about politics.